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The Mweene Meter – Jan 2012

19 January 2012 The Touchline Expert

The. First. Ever. MWEENE METER!

*Vuvuzelas in the background*

The premise is simple. A PSL player must score more goals than Kennedy Mweene and they will be safe from the mockery of the football loving One Two Soccer fans. Yes, that’s right, our benchmark for goals scoring “prowess” is Free State Stars’ goalkeeper, Kennedy Mweene. Should be a simple test for our strikers, right?

Kennedy Mweene is currently on 3 goals in the league campaign thus far and is tied for 21st place in the goalscoring charts. Yes, there are only 20 players in the entire 16 team Premier Soccer League that have been more “prolific” than Kennedy Mweene in the league thus far.

“Sshh. Stop calling yourself an attacker.”

  • Moses Spandeel (Bloemfontein Celtic) – 2 goals
  • Anthony Laffor (SuperSport United) – 1 goal
  • Fadlu Davids (Maritzburg United) – 1 goal
  • Simphiwe Tshabalala (Kaizer Chiefs) – 1 goal
  • Katlego Mashego (Golden Arrows) – 1 goal
  • Thulasizwe Mbuyane (Orlando Pirates) 1 goal

“You’ve passed the test. Stand aside.”

  • Katlego Mphela (Mamelodi Sundowns) – 9 goals
  • Siyabonga Nomvete (Moroka Swallows) – 8 goals
  • Diyo Sibisi (Maritzburg United) – 6 goals
  • Ryan Chapman (Bidvest Wits) – 6 goals
  • Atusaye Nyondo (SuperSport United) – 6 goals
  • Sibusiso Vilakazi (Bidvest Wits) – 6 goals